DWTS: Lance Bass and Pop Culture Triviality

"I think it would be so silly that it would just overshadow everything else going on. It would just be like making fun of something. But if it was another show with all guys dancing and all girls dancing, that's a different story. I think that's sexy."
-Lance Bass of Dancing with the Stars on same-sex dancing on the show

I emerged from Miltonic rapture last night long enough to endulge in a little (VERY little) popculture triviality.

Lance Bass-- former N-Sync'er, former astronaut (well, almost), author (well, sort of) and the first openly-gay (after he was dragged out of the closet by the tabloids and a rabid gay media) celebrity on Dancing with the Stars is in the top 3 final contestants.

Lance annoys me a bit. He's one of those "straight acting" boys that gay men drool over, he's cute, kind of hot and then he opens his mouth and....


But he has a chance at winning that shiny mirror ball, which is something (if you like shiny mirror balls).


Here's Lance shaking his money-maker (in case you, like me, missed it:






UPDATE: Our boi Lance won third place. His last dance was pretty awesome though. All smiles. The Winner, by the way, was model Brooke Burke.

But Lance did look cute in his sailor suit:


And his freestyle the night before was good, tooo:


The burning question is: Top or bottom, Lance?

My guess is bottom (even though he'd say top or "vers").

What do you think?